PROFILING AT AIRPORTS IS APPROPRIATE
Date: Friday, July 12 @ 23:24:00 CDT Topic: News and Views
To ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport screeners will not be allowed to profile people. They will continue random searches of 80 year old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret service agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85 year old congressmen with metal hips and Medal Of Honor winning former Governors. Let's pause a moment and take the following test.
1. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics athletes
were kidnaped & massacred by:
(a) Olga Corbett (b)
Sitting Bull (c) Arnold Schwartzeneger (d) Muslim male
extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
2. In
1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
(a)
Lost Norwegians (b) Elvis (c) A tour bus full of 80 year old
women (d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17
and 40
3. During the 1990s, a number of Americans were
kidnaped in Lebanon by:
(a) John Dillinger (b) The King
of Sweden (c) The Boy Scouts (d) Muslim male extremists mostly
between the ages of 17 and 40
4. In 1983, the U.S.
Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
(a) A Pizza
delivery boy (b) Pee Wee Herman (c) Geraldo Rivera making up
for a slow news day (d) Muslim male extremists mostly between
the ages of 17 and 40
5. In 1985, the cruise ship
Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American
passenger was murdered and thrown overboard by:
(a) The
Smurfs (b) Davy Jones (c) The Little Mermaid (d) Muslim male
extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
6. In
1985, TWA flight 847 was hijacked in Athens and a U.S. Navy
diver was murdered by:
(a) Captain Kidd (b) Charles
Lindburgh (c) Mother Teresa (d) Muslim male extremists mostly
between the ages of 17 and 40
7. In 1988, Pan Am
flight 103 was bombed by:
(a) Scooby Doo (b) The Tooth
Fairy (c) Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid who had a few
sticks of dynamite left over from the train job (d) Muslim
male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40.
8. In 1993, the World Trade Center was bombed
by:
(a) Richard Simmons (b) Grandma Moses (c) Michael
Jordan (d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of
17 and 40
9. In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and
Tanzania were bombed by:
(a) Mr. Rogers (b) Hillary, to
distract attention from Wild Bill's women problems (c) The WWF
to promote its next villain: Mustapha the Merciless (d) Muslim
male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
10. On 9/11/01, 4 airliners were hijacked &
destroyed & thousands of people were killed by:
(a)
Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck & Elmer Fudd (b)
The Supreme Court of Florida (c) Mr. Bean (d) Muslim male
extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
11. In
2002 the Unites States fought a war in Afghanistan
against:
(a) Enron (b) The Lutheran Church (c) The NFL
(d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and
40
12. 1n 2002, reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnaped and
murdered by:
(a) Bonny and Clyde (b) Captain kangaroo
(c) Billy Graham (d) Muslim male extremists mostly between the
ages of 17 and 40
If you scored 12 out of 12 you a
probably a solid American citizen who wants air travel to be
safe. If you scored less than 12, you must have been smoking
dope when you took the test or an illegal alien on an expired
student visa.
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