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AN ANTI-HUNTER GETS IT WHERE IT HURTS
Posted on Wednesday, June 04 @ 22:02:04 CDT by van
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In today's world, its usually a lot easier to say "I'm sorry" than it is to get permission. Such is the case when dealing with most governmental bureaucracy. Here is just one example to vividly illustrate the point.
A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to get a good look at her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top, a spotted owl attacked her. In her haste to escape, the lady slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her private parts.
In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest country doctor. Being a hunter himself, the doctor listened patiently to her story and then told her to go into the examination room and he would see if he could help her..
She sat and waited for three hours before he returned. In anger, she demanded, "What in the hell took you so long?".
He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area and, I'm sorry, they all turned me down."
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