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COMMENTS ON IN HEALTH CARE LEGISLATION
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Folks, it has been months since time permitted yours truly to post words of wit and wisdom on vansopinion, but that is about to change. Since the last posting, I have been in twenty-six states, Washington D.C. [two times] and Canada on business and pleasure Additionally, I am currently working on matters that will likely take me to Chicago in the next week or so and possibly back to the nation’s capitol [aka Disneyland East] A volley of information will be forthcoming on my blog which you will find informative in part, interesting in part and some will be "leg slapping" funny. You can catagorize the following as you see fit.

Posted by van on Monday, October 26 @ 22:37:15 CDT
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NEVER BRING PLANTS INTO THE HOUSE
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Garden Grass Snakes also known as Garter Snakes (Thamnophissirtalis) can be dangerous. Yes, a grass snake, not rattlesnakes can cause a fatality. Since we are dealing with climate changes and transitional weather patterns, you should never bring plants into the house! Here's why.

Posted by van on Monday, April 23 @ 02:23:32 CDT
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TIDBITS AND TRIVIA TO EXPAND YOUR INTELLECT
Humor The purpose of vansopinion.com is to expand the readers' intellect through presentation of information of all sorts and kinds, including the bazaar, the sublime and even the ridiculous. Humor is used from time to time to spice things up a bit. The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth is reserved only for the serious presentations. You can use your own judgment as to the veracity of the following.
Posted by van on Thursday, July 21 @ 02:22:40 CDT
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DOPE DOG DOES HIS DUTY
Humor Here is one to get my readers off to a good start on Monday morning. Sniffer, a cop corps K-9 performs better than expected and then makes a mess of things. Thanks for this one goes to my pal Gene White, D.V.M. Enjoy
Posted by van on Monday, March 21 @ 02:46:47 CST
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CHAMBERS TO PRESIDE IN LEGISLATIVE CHAMBERS
Humor Every since Governor Mike Johanns was tapped by President George W. Bush to become the next Secretary of Agriculture, there has been speculation as to who Lt. Governor David Heineman might choose to be his lieutenant governor after he is sworn in as Johanns' successor. Informed sources who wish to remain anonymous have learned the selection has already been made. It will be the senior senator from Omaha - Ernie Chambers.
Posted by van on Tuesday, December 28 @ 01:10:09 CST
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LIBERALS ESCAPING TO CANADA
Humor This writing is not a "van original" but rather an interesting piece supplied by one of my favorite conservative Republican high school classmates. She did not know the original source and so proper attributions can not be made here at this time. If anyone knows the identity of the author, please let me know and it will be passed on to the growing mass of intellectuals who seek further enlightenment by reading "vansopinion"on a regular basis.
Posted by van on Friday, December 10 @ 20:45:43 CST
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GEORGE W. - THE TEXAS GENTLEMAN
Humor Have you ever had a situation where you wished a comment you had made could be erased? Picture the following taking place on a state visit by our president to Great Britain. The statement "W" made is definitely something Tony "wouldn't Blare."
Posted by van on Friday, December 10 @ 20:22:46 CST
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YOU ARE INVITED TO AN ''AFTER ELECTION'' PARTY
Humor We have all been up to our necks in partisan political "party" matters for months, and now its time for a celebration - sort of. After election parties take place, usually on the evening of day the voting takes place, but this one is different. In fact, the original plan was to celebrate the inauguration of John Kerry, but since that won't be taking place, some of his friends still want to - PARTY HARDY and your are invited.
Posted by van on Friday, November 12 @ 01:11:50 CST
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JOHN KERRY A LOT LIKE BREWSTER THE ROOSTER
Humor This gem, in one form or another, has been around more times than hula-hoop, but it still can stimulate one to laughter...particularly Republicans. Even the city folks will understand it. Enjoy.
Posted by van on Friday, October 29 @ 11:39:18 CDT
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NO DRAFT NEEDED - LET THE OLD FARTS JOIN UP
Humor Every now and then someone sends me a bit of wit or wisdom which I feel is worthy of being shared with the good folks who log on to this web site from time to time. A good laugh in the midst of all the political mud slinging and between those damn recorded messages from the governor, a senator or some other SOB who causes our phones to ring, even in the middle of a good football or baseball game, might be good medicine to calm your spirits. Every guy who has served in the military (and that doesn't include any of our three congressional candidates) will relate to this gem, particularly those over 50 years of age. Thanks to whoever wrote it and to my pal who sent it to me. Enjoy.
Posted by van on Thursday, October 28 @ 23:33:46 CDT
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