 |
|  |
DUMB, DUMBER AND DUMBEST
Posted on Thursday, April 18 @ 10:18:00 CDT by van
|
|
The movie Dumb and Dumber was about two stupid guys crossing the country. Those who produced that movie could have produced a low-brow and low budget sequel by setting up cameras in the Nebraska Legislature during the last several days of this years session. The King Cobra of caustic comment, Senator Ernie Chambers of Omaha, unleashed venom by the buckets full and called his colleagues every nasty, bigoted, condescending term in the book and some likely taken from rest room walls for allowing his "help the homosexuals" bill to be killed for this session. None of the senatorial "wimps" and "wimpettes" had the courage to take him on and shut him up.
The spectator galleries contained a number
of what I heard referred to as "fruits and nuts" as
Legislative Bill 19, which would forbid discrimination against
gays and lesbians in the job market and workplace was killed
by the clock and multiple amendments offered and argued by
Lincoln Senator Mike Foley who gave the vociferous viper, the
bigoted barber from North Omaha a dose of his own medicine.
While Chambers referred to Foley's "extended debate" as "dull
and boring", the Foley filibuster ran out the clock and thus
kept the senators from voting on the bill which would have
been an employer's nightmare if passed into law.
Bad
enough when Lutheran Senator Kermit Brashear, also from Omaha
took a series of vile cheap shots at Catholic Foley over the
tactics Kermit's godless buddy Ernie uses ad nauseam. It must
have had something to do with Brashear needing Chamber's vote
to remain chair of the Legislature's Judiciary Committee. In
any case, the public display of sucking up to Ernie was enough
to make even a Baptist barf.
Then the guitar picking
thespian, Senator David Landis of Lincoln put on a performance
that was, as is often the case, far less than stellar.
Misquoting the Bible and claiming that Jesus didn't
discriminate and that He never "shunned" anyone. Lawyer Landis
proved to the world that he obviously has never read the "Good
Book" to which he frequently refers. Seems to me that Jesus
"shunned" a few bums by throwing them out of the temple.
Wouldn't have surprised me in the slightest to have heard
David, who told the body he had homosexuals in his own family,
have something well bent out of context to say about the
Scribes and Pharisees (or is it Fairysees).
Then from
the back of the chamber came the pathetic plea of Senator
Lowen Kruse trying to out scripture Landis in support of LB-19
by saying, "there's no scriptural statement on homosexual
orientation" and that he didn't "see the relevance of
religion" in the discussion about giving homosexual special
protected status in the workplace. Showing his "second year
stupidity" Kruse stated he "didn't even know his own wives
sexual orientation" and that she didn't know his. Must be an
interesting marriage. Crusin' for a verbal brusin' Kruse even
said, in reference to homosexuals, "They are wired different"
and you can "tell one by the way they look and the way they
walk." He told his colleagues that questioning one's sexual
orientation was "Un- American" He later had to flip-flop a bit
to get both of his feet out of his mouth.
Chambers was
wound for Wednesday and set about whacking a number of bills
by attempting to amend such to include "sexual orientation" in
every imaginable way. He lambasted the Catholics, the
Christians, White People and simple-minded senators referring
to them as hypocrites, hollow-headed and by a variety of other
demeaning terms, finally referring to the other members of the
legislature as stupid jackasses.
If there was just one
member of the legislature who was not so engrossed in his or
her own agenda that they would stand up to the bigoted
belligerent barber and blast his blabbering butt with
brilliant banter, he might be quiet. Problem is, there is not
one other person currently serving in the legislature with the
ability to do so. Setting still, like wimps and wimpettes
letting him ramble on is clear evidence of dumb, dumber and
dumbest.
Chambers rambles on about being a descendant
of slaves. Call his hand, let him prove that he even knows his
linage back more than a couple of generations. Like all
liberal losers, when they can't deal with adversaries in an
adult and intelligent way, they resort to name calling. I
wonder what the senator who refers to the other members of the
legislature using racial and religions slurs, referring to
them as jackasses, would like it if one of the senators
happened to muster the courage and requested the chairman of
the body to rule the big mouth, sacrilegious, name calling
black bastard out of order the next time garbage mouth Ernie
engaged in un-gentleman like conduct?
|
|  |
Thursday, June 18 | · | PASTORS GET LITTLE SUPPORT FROM THE LUTHERAN CHURCH MISSOURI SYNOD |
Friday, November 28 | · | PROCLAMATIONS OF THANKSGIVING BY PRESIDENT ABRAHAM LINCOLN |
Sunday, May 11 | · | IT'S A GOOD TIME TO SAY, "I LOVE YOU MOM" |
Saturday, January 26 | · | ONE NATION UNDER GOD - LAUS DEO |
Saturday, December 29 | · | KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE 1930's 40's, 50's, 60's AND 70's |
Saturday, December 15 | · | A MIDDLE EAST IMPERATIVE |
Friday, December 14 | · | A DAY WITHOUT AN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT |
Wednesday, December 12 | · | THE SECRET SERVICE VIEWS OF PAST PRESIDENTS |
Friday, November 23 | · | NOW THANK WE ALL OUR GOD |
Sunday, September 09 | · | GOD DOES INDEED ANSWERS PRAYER |
Monday, July 16 | · | CONSCIENCE AND THE CRAFT |
· | JESUS NEVER SAID "STOP AT THE LODGE ROOM DOOR" |
Monday, April 23 | · | NEVER BRING PLANTS INTO THE HOUSE |
Saturday, March 31 | · | WILL LINCOLN AREA LUTHERANS BECOME APRIL FOOLED |
Thursday, June 01 | · | REV. RUSSELL SOMMERFELD SHOULD STEP DOWN |
Thursday, March 30 | · | KATHY TAYLOR WILL BE THE NEXT MAYOR OF TULSA |
Wednesday, March 29 | · | MORAL POVERTY COST BLACKS IN NEW ORLEANS |
Friday, December 23 | · | HAVE A SAFE AND MERRY CHRISTMAS |
Sunday, November 20 | · | IT'S A GOOD TIME FOR ME TO BE THANKFUL |
Tuesday, November 01 | · | OUR POLITICAL PARTIES NEED A FEW WITH MARTIN LUTHER'S SPIRIT |
Thursday, October 27 | · | SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT |
Thursday, October 13 | · | HELP WANTED - MAYOR OF TULSA, OKLAHOMA |
Thursday, October 06 | · | CONGRESS SHOULD VOTE NO ON A MEGA-REFINERY AT CUSHING, OKLAHOMA |
Wednesday, October 05 | · | WHY I CONTINUE TO WORK TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE |
Monday, September 26 | · | LINCOLN LUTHERAN HIGH SCHOOL OFFICIALS COVER-UP SCANDAL |
Sunday, September 25 | · | IT'S NOW TIME TO DO A BIT OF FINGER POINTING |
· | A LETTER FROM A VERY UPSET MISSISSIPPI DOCTOR |
Tuesday, September 20 | · | RELIGIOUS HUMOR THAT'S NON-DENOMINATIONAL |
· | COUNCIL SHOULD SAY NO TO ANOTHER MULTI-PLEX |
Monday, September 19 | · | STOP BEATING AROUND THE BUSH |
Older Articles
|
|
|